February 2012
How to comfort a crying friend
laugh-addict:
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I'm sorry, Ven.
losttmypieces:
eternalflameviii:
Or maybe I’m not.
So beautiful~
OH MY GOD
At the midnight premiere.
Employee at theater: Um, ma'am you can't enter the theater with those arrows.
Me: And why not?
Employee: Because it's a danger to everyone else. You could accidentally hurt someone.
Me: Do you know who I am?
Employee: Um -
Me: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM KATNISS FREAKING EVERDEEN.
Employee: I don't care who you are, you can't take those in.
Me: FIRE IS CATCHING!
Employee: But -
Me: AND IF WE BURN
Employee: Wh -
Me: YOU BURN WITH US.
Employee:
Me: Don't make me use these arrows.
DAT HOPE.
palumpolum:
I totally understand the arousal excitement regarding Hope’s hips. I mean, LOOK AT THEM.
But honestly, I’m surprised no one has mentioned this yet:
DAT EXTRAVAGANT BULGE. GOOD LORD.
WORK THAT THANG.
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